Too Clever By Half

WHY AM I DOING THIS?I ain't getting any younger. And let's face it. I'm gonna run my mouth. In any given situation or on any given topic, I will eventually start putting forth my ideas. Sometimes they'll be considered, educated and well thought-out. But usually, I'm just flappin' my yap.Often cursing. Often filthy. Often NSFW. Sometimes playing Devil's Advocate. Sometimes straight up Trollin'.Then again, I can be very sweet. Sometimes even insightful. So I've been told . . .Why not run my mouth for a larger audience? I'll give it a shot.Also, I keep getting requests for Buck Harder merch. That could work. I've been making up bullshit slogans and nonsense for at least 35 years . . .WHY WOULD YOU READ THIS?Honestly, I have no idea.But as I have said, "I will run my mouth." Perhaps this will amuse you? I've done a lot of shit in my first 6 bodies (Q.V. "Roll Initiative") and some of it I'll mine and re-share. The several albums and publications I've released (let's be honest - largely undigestable) have not satisfied me.We exist in a bite sized culture now - one, in which I feel my fifteen year old self would have thrived - so maybe I'll just consider this my barf bag.Wanna look inside?Likely topics include, but are not limited to: pop culture vomit, social rants, D&amp;D dork outs, screeds about semi-political shite, anecdotes from my life, the bar (or bars) and anything else that crosses my path - or makes me cross.And more than likely a few stupid jokes and memes.I can't promise what you'll get or how often you'll get it, but my mind don't stop; you'll get something. That I can promise.Sorry.

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